Porno videa a reely, erotické fotky a životopisné údaje plateman85 na xHamsteru

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Osobní údaje

Jsem:

jake Bullet, 40 let, muž, heterosexuální

Od:

Bristol, Velká Británie

Hledám:

Nikdo

Jazyky:

Angličtina

Povolání:

Cybernautic detective

Příjem:

Průměrné

Vztah:

Zadaná

Děti:

Ne, a nechci žádné

Náboženství:

Agnostik

Kouření:

Nikdy

Pití:

Nikdy

Znamení:

Lev

Jak vypadám

Národnost:

Bílé

Typ těla:

Průměrné

Délka vlasů:

Střední

Barva vlasů:

Hnědé

Barva očí:

Oříškové

Výška:

5 stop 10 palců (178 cm)

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O mně

Now ladies i KNOW you took one look at my photo and received an instant sponge between your legs but seriously..im not interested. Please refrain from sending me nude photos in an attempt to try and persuade me otehrwise. In the past women have even sent me their first born children, which didn't work. They are now in fulltime care (the children not the women) and will be appearing On Jeremy Kyle in the near future.

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plateman85 Host před 10 roky/let

do gibblegobble : Gave you a chuckle? Which one Barry or Paul? ;)

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Profile gave me a chuckle mate. Kudos x

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mavuk1 před 11 roky/let

HAHAHA. My mummy told me i was special too !!!! Not gonna let my miss,s see your profile.She might dump me . you have any content ?????

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plateman85 Host před 11 roky/let

do dirtylancscouple : Well this is quite understandable and is becoming rather a habit. Maybe i should have uploaded a less attractive photo of myself to save any embarrassment from females like your good lady wife. Please break it to her gently that while i appreciate her trying to find this "extremely attractive young man" ( A direct quote from my Mother only last night.)I would have to refuse her advances as I don't like to break up marriages and families. However, if she were willing to divorce you I would be happy to reevaluate the situation. Thank you for your kind comments on my profile and hope you have a good Day. - Jake B =)

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dirtylancscouple před 11 roky/let

Top profile guv, made me laugh..... Mrs on the other hand received an instant sponge between her legs and has left me. Muttered something about Bristol and "mmm, must find him", whatever that means...

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