Ach můj bože, nevlastní bratre, proč je tvůj penis tak velký jako moje láhev whisky?

All the bills we got, laughing all the way

Bills on top telling, making spirits bright

What fun it is to read a single-page sentence tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.